Check-in: 3:00 PM (or whenever Scott finishes his “security sweep” of the premises).
Check-out: 11:00 AM (unless you bribe us with breakfast burritos).
Yes! Scott personally makes his world-famous breakfast burritos every morning. He claims they’re the best in town, though the competition is mostly just fast food chains.
Yes, but our streaming situation is a bit of a mystery. We’ve subscribed to so many services over the years that we’re never quite sure what’s active. If you find something good, let us know so we can watch it later. in nearby towns.
Yes. Mildred, the ghost of a sophisticated older lady, roams the downstairs at night. She’s harmless but has strong opinions on furniture placement and will absolutely judge your life choices.
Yes. If you’re not, that’s fine—we’re all about hospitality. But just know that Scott takes game days seriously, and cheering for the wrong team might affect your burrito portions.
Yes, and he’ll be happy to tell you all about his almost heroic moments chasing down food court violators. Just nod and act impressed.
Not really, but if you’re balding, you’re required to embrace it with confidence. Scott did, and look at him now—flourishing.
Of course! As long as you pay, or better yet, bring snacks. Mildred prefers tea biscuits.
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